“Not everyone knows this about me, but I lost the girl of my dreams to a guy with a mullet and a trust fund.”
I’ll leave you to wonder whether that’s actually true. For all we know, he might have gotten a haircut. Or a job. Provided that “he” actually exists, of course. Since I wrote it, I’m the only one who knows the truth. You might want to read more, but whether you’d actually pay to find out is another matter. Continue reading